Tuesday, May 09, 2006

I Wore The Shirt

I don't actually have anything of interest to say. I was just reading my last post and I'm afraid I have to admit I laughed at myself. Yes, that's right, I laughed at my own joke. How sad is that? I can't help it, anytime I see the phrase "thanks for nothing" used in a situation where it is a genuinely applicable phrase I can't help but giggle.

I just want to clarify that the guy in question doesn't actually have a small penis. It really was just an example. Women totally go for the penis disparagement when a guy is being a dick, like this guy was being. So, seriously...I was joking.

Today I wore a shirt to work that has paint on it. Someone...I'm not naming names...forgot to set the alarm clock last night so I was a bit rushed this morning. I put on this red shirt wondering to myself...why haven't I worn this shirt recently? I assumed it was because it made me look fat like so many of my clothes do (because I am fat, it's not the clothes fault). Anyways, I was rushed and really, I am fat so who cares if I look especially fat on any given day? So, I wore the shirt. Well, apparently the reason I don't wear it is becuase it has a huge streak of black paint on it.

sigh.

at least it matches the paint blob on my jeans.

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