Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Random People

What's the deal with random people who stop to talk to you when you're sitting on your front porch reading? I mean, seriously, do I look like I want to talk to you? Do I not appear to be already engaged in an activity?

And, furthermore, why are you asking me about real estate prices and rental rates in Calgary? What the fuck do I know? Have you heard of the internet? Though the internet is not always a reliable source of information, in this case...it is!

Why me? Why always me? I've checked my reflection in the mirror, I'm not very friendly looking. Why not talk to the dead lady next door? She's old, she'd probably be content to chit chat away with you. Right? Old people love chatting with random strangers, why not hit her up for information? You can't tell that she's dead. Not right away anyways....

Friday, July 13, 2007

Landing Strip?

What is this? I mean really, what the hell is this? Do I look like I need a guide? Does my vagina look like it needs a landing strip? Who's ridiculous idea was this? Do I lose points for going outside the lines?

I am amazed at what people get paid to come up with.

Sunday, July 08, 2007

Sitting Around

So I'm on vacation for the month of July. You would think I'd be blogging like mad but no. Instead I mostly alternate between sitting around and feeling guilty for sitting around.

Things I have done with my time off so far:
- watched 13 episodes of Heroes. Time well spent I think. When I like things that Dan likes I secretly shudder a bit...fear of being too similar to a person I dislike and pity I think. But there's no avoiding it. Heroes is an awesome show as is pepperoni and feta cheese pizza.
- honed my mad Sudoku skills. I'm into the 2 star advanced level in my book. I'm sure that this is somehow connected to my secret superpower that has yet to reveal itself.
- made Jon a meal. It was french toast and the second and third batches were actually cooked all the way through!

I have a whole big list for this week. I can tell you'll be waiting with baited breath to see if I finish my list of chores so I'll be sure to update you on that.